It was a beautiful summery day in the year 2008. Liz, Pat, Ben and Capri decided to go swimming down in Dotter's Eddy. Now Pat, Ben and Capri were all certified lifeguards with lifeguarding jobs but little Elizabeth was just a lowly lavender picker who had no swimming ability what so ever. This was a well known fact so Pat, Ben and Capri decided to engage in a nose goes-ing event. The last one with their finger on their nose would have to safe Liz in the unfortunate event of her failing to stay above the water. Pat lost, he was to be her lifesaver that day.
LATER
There was a cute little toy boat Pat picked up from work and they were all playing with it. They were also playing with an over inflated football that hurt when you tried to catch it. As they were playing both the boat and the football started to float away. Someone yelled "THE BOAT!" another person yelled "THE BALL". Liz decided to be the hero and try to get both of these toys, but as she went to get them someone called out, "THE LIZ." Thus TheLiz was born.
ah if only we could remember who coined the term theliz.
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