The Chicken Nugget Incident

It began in lunch.

A chicken nugget grenade was thrown.

The War Began.

Stephen the representative of Switzerland started the war by doing a triple back flip while throwing the grenade on to the table of Australia. A major insult to their country. Australia consisted of Ben, Liz, Adrienne, Dan and Seth. The other player in the game was North Korea made up of James, the Leahys and Ben Wolbs (who couldn't seem to keep his hands off of unsuspecting citizens of Australia).

The grenade landed on the health book as the citizens of Australia ducked and covered. It didn't explode contrary to beliefs. Believing the grenade had come from North Korea (because who would really think that Switzerland would start a war, I mean, come on) the citizens of Australia decided to fight back and throw the grenade at North Korea.

The grenade was spiraled over to the North Korea table hitting Ryan mercilessly in the back of the head sending him flying out of his chair.

Australia began singing their national anthem. The Chicken Nugget Song.

North Korea, in a rage, retaliated with the grenade. Seth then fell victim to the chicken nugget grenade. The force lifted him spinning out of his chair on to the table (don't worry about the physics of this. It could happen).

North Korea at this time had built a forification by using their table as a device to hide behind.

Seth was angry. He could never let anyone get the best of him so in his blind rage he chucked the grenade in James' direction.

No one saw what would happen next coming.

James told Wolb's to pretend to throw the chicken at Ben to make him flinch so James (who really had the nugget) could hit him in the face. The plan worked flawlessly except no one noticed Wolb's because no one ever does. The chicken hit Ben's neck throwing him up against the wall and then the chicken slowly slithered down his shirt.

Ben was injured. Ben's pride was gone. Ben only had one thing left to do. Throw the chicken back.

It was a poor toss and hit nothing, but Farly chose this throw to notice the war for the first time.

She came running and screaming towards Ben.

"Seniors don't throw chicken nuggets! We're going to send people like you who throw chicken nuggets into the world!" (imagine hearing this over and over and that was the speech she gave).

The only revenge was to blame the spilled milk on James.

And so Australia did.

And James had to clean up the spilled milk. Farly believed he did it due to the note on top signed "James Gilifan did this" in two seperate handwritings, none of which were James.

The bell rang and the war was over as Stephen sat in the corner saying "look what I've done".

The End!!!