Corny the Clown

"Get him!" the handle bar moustached man said. The three men with peculiar facial hair or lack thereof chased after Corny.

Corny was lucky that he had all the physical fitness training with the tigers those last two weeks. He had an inkling this was going to happen. The men in suits I mean, he knew it was going to happen.

Corny jumped through the window of the clown car just like they've done in every action movie from 007 to Cop Out. He sped away just as the men reached his car.

"We've got to find Corny, he's done some very bad things, very bad things indeed." The man with no hair whatsoever said.

TO BE CONTINUED