AUUGGHHH!!!! (The Charlie Brown noise when he misses the football)

Writer's block. My worst nightmare. It pains me. I'm on the verge of a writing breakdown. When was the last time I wrote anything with meaning, or something worth reading? My fingers tap the keys yet I am unable to have a focused, creative product. The creative juices are there, but I am unable to contain them. Oh what despair. I have thoughts of a secret agent bunny, my future, a doomsday epic, and a man stuck on a plateau in New Mexico. None of these ideas have led to anything but a skeleton of a plot with holes and no real meaning to it. The only reason I am writing this write now is to get focus on some sort of writing, but it's gone now too. Writer's block. My ultimate doom.