Corny the Clown

Corny started jumping on his bed and hitting the ceiling with his fists. After a couple of minutes of this he started to sing "Sweet Caroline" at the top of his lungs. It wasn't long before the guards came running down.

"Mr. Corny, we have some very important visitors in the tent and we need you to please silence yourself."

"OH, SWEET CAROLINE. BUM BUM BUUUUUM!"

"Mr. Corny, do not make me repeat myself, you need to hush up."

"GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEM SO GOOOOOD!"

"CORNY! Be QUIET!"

"Oh I've been inclined to believe.... IT NEVER WOULD!"