Friday, May 14, 2010

The Game

Jeanette was swimming with the fishes. Literally. Unfortunately, she did not know how to swim. She started kicking and flailing her arms but she was sinking into perpetual darkness. Her body started to go numb and she stopped her nonsense kicking. She was doomed. Victor was finally going to have a victory, his first ever. How unfortunate. Jeanette started to feel something biting her toes. It was very unpleasant. She tried to shake it off when all of a sudden it grabbed her toe and swam her to the surface.
Holy Moses!!! Did a dolphin come and save her? She wiped the water from her eyes and looked at her savior. It was a salmon. A salmon that seemed like it should be in some semi-snoozer nature adventure story.
"Thank you fish, thank you so much!"
"You're welcome Jeanette, now go finish what Victor started! AYYEEEEEE!!!"
With that the fish took off and Jeanette stood on the water's edge. Her heart grew a few sizes that night.
Then with an unmatched vengeance Jeanette took off to go take care of that Victor guy once and for all.

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