Mac's Journey

After months of traveling, and almost being eaten by Humphrey like eight times, that darn whale just had an appetite for penguins, they were within miles of the Gulf of Mexico. By this point Mac was getting annoyed by Humphrey's constant babbling about how nice the Gulf of Mexico was this time of year. He said that the water was super clean, and that all of the animals there were happy all of the time. Except for that one really bad storm a few years ago that flooded New Orleans a little bit, nothing really went wrong there. So Mac decided that once they got to the Gulf he would chill out there. He would make a home on one of the coastal beaches and live the good life.

Within about 50 miles of shore Mac started to notice this thick stuff on top of the water. "Hey Humphrey. I thought you said this place was nice. It's pretty gross man. And there are also a lot of dead fish hanging out here. I feel that may be an ominous sign."

"Relax Mac. I'm sure this is just a tiny bit of pollution. I'm sure it has already been taken care of, and isn't destroying the beaches or anything."

They continued on their journey to shore, and Humphrey kept getting coated in the thick black stuff that seemed to be causing lots of damage. Suddenly this large metal object appeared on the horizon. They looked below them, and there was this stream of black ooze coming out of the ocean floor. Mac became enraged.

"These people are so freaking stupid. They always come up with these brilliant ideas of opening holes in the ocean, and never plan on things going wrong. Well I'm going to clean up this problem for them." And at that Mac dove deep into the ocean. The black ooze had coated him, but as he reached the bottom he could see where the ooze was coming from. He looked around, grabbed a clam like thing, and shoved it in the hole. The ooze had stopped coming out, and the wildlife was saved. Back on shore those stupid CEOs of the company claimed the oil just stopped coming out itself. They didn't want to reveal that a penguin had solved a problem that a group of highly trained overpaid scientists couldn't.