With his red hat and green sweater
Sat the Gnome of Lamartine
He was an ugly little thing
Put out on the lawn
To scare away the raccoons.
Short as can be
With hair black as the night
And beady little eyes
This gnome was evil and diabolical
People who tried to be his friends
Were slandered about their stench.
Well he didn't smell too great either
He was also short, and when he tried to run
All he did was pump his tiny little legs
And move about an inch.
Oh the Gnome of Lamartine.
You shouldn't have started this war.
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