The Third Edition of the Night Spektors

Vaughn was frightfully ill. He had been hacking and coughing and doing other sick things for months. Dan, the secretary, had been busy taking care of Vaughn that he hadn't written down any Spektor news for months. He did post one thing on thier website in order to keep them all up to date:

HEAR HEAR THE NIGHT SPEKTORS

Many marvelous things have occured throughout our secret organization

and I'm going to account for all of them now.

1. The Spektors found Sundling (he was drinking coffee in the teacher's

lounge but since all of the Spektors are students (and Vaughn

doesn't get invited into the teacher's lounge) no one found him).

Until he left and started teaching his classes again.

2. Ben found Luke (he's just crazy and was running around doing

shenanigans which annoyed Ben very much).

3. The Night Spektors turned evil and decided to take over the world.

Or atleast Keystone.

Liz found Ben staring at himself in the mirror.

"What are you doing, Ben?"

"Can't you see I'm practicing my eyebrow lift? Are you insane? You can't just interrupt me in the middle of me practicing my supervillian powers and menacing tactics!"

"You need to chill Ben," Liz said extremely annoyed, "just because you're practicing your villian powers doesn't mean you get to practice your jerk powers too!"

"I'm sorry. I'm just so stressed out with this. I'm so used to going and getting donuts with policemen, not blowing their donut shops up! I don't know if I can follow through with this. I don't even remember why or how we started doing this in the first place."

"We did it because we ran out of money for our income taxes. We needed to beat the IRS, so in order to do that we needed to beat the government."

"A life of crime is not the life for me."

"Yes it is, now shut up and get dressed. We have a date with the Fairview State Police tonight. We need to take care of all the people that are going to stop us in our attempt to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

TO BE CONTINUED