"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't flip you off of my back right now and fangoriously devour you."
"Well......I play the ukulele."
"Hmm....that's intriguing to me. If you can shred that Somewhere Over the Rainbow song then I won't eat you."
Mac knew that song, but he didn't know he could shred it. After all it was only a ukulele and is it really possible to shred on those things? He started to play and slowly but surely the tasty riffs just kept on coming. He even somehow managed to do the tapping thing on the frets to make it sound awesome. Out of nowhere an amp appeared and the ukulele turned electric. The whales eye balls melted out of his head. Mac had achieved the impossible. He shredded Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
"Wow my face has been melted. My name's Humphrey."
"Wait....you're a devouring machine and your name is Humphrey?"
"Would you like me to eat you?"
"No, sorry. My name's Mac."
"Alright Mac where are you off to?"
"Well I was trying to get someplace warm, because down here I'm always about to freeze."
"Well I'm migrating to California right now. Maybe we can find somewhere between here and there for you to live."
"Thanks Humphrey. This may turn into a Disney movie yet."
To Be Continued.
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